I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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