He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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