It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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