You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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