he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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