theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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