i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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