Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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