billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it glows. i had to have it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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