I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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