Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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