i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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