I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
