I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i may or may not be watching the land before time
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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