I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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