Me. At least after what I've been through.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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