drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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