How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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