Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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