D3 body, D1 cock
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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