I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
so much tequila, so little girl.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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