Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I looked at my own cervix.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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