We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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