What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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