There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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