That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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