walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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