Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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