I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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