Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish I only lived at night.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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