So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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