Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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