dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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