Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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