I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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