Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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