did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Its about making memories worth repressing
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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