I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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