Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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