Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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