if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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