go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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