I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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