Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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