all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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