Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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