First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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