whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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