Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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