I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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