what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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