Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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