is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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