so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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