3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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